mockturtle (hellblazer06) wrote,

My tweets

  • Mon, 07:56: Today we planted all the fruit trees we carried home from the shops. Well, the apples I planted 2 years ago are still going, just.
  • Mon, 07:57: 2 pomegranates, 4 figs and something called a Brazillian cherry, which sounds kinda wrong.
  • Mon, 07:59: Also did washing. Viscose and Elastane sound like they're characters from Victor Hugo or Samuel Beckett
  • Mon, 08:01: Since it's pirate day, Toby 1
  • Mon, 08:02: And Toby 02 (yes, Schmitz, you're #2, you totally bailed on Hamlet, man):
  • Mon, 08:19: Just had another rejection email, but since it started Dear Insert Name I'm not going to cry too many tears of blood over that one.
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