mockturtle (hellblazer06) wrote,
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this is either madness or brilliant

Arrrr, ahoy mates! It be International Speak Like A Pirate Day so I be speaking like this today. Yarrr. It be making me smile because all my emails from me fellow swabbies be in pirate, yet all me emails from dirty landlubbers be not. Me own brother be signin' his emails as Redbeard.

Heh. It be a gorgeous day and so far I be only having to interact with people I actually like, so that be a nice change. That scurvy bilge rat be away today, too, and just as well or she'd be writing me up for inappropriate salty pirate talk on top of everything else. If anyone be asking for a walk off the plank it be her. Some people be having no sense of humour. Yarrr.

I be posting pirate piccies to brit-actors this fair morn, because it be pirate day and because the pics of Johnny and Orly be so slashy even me mother be makin' comments on it (which is rather disturbing, actually, but never mind).

Yarr, if ye not be seeing the lads, ye best be going to http://uk.geocities.com/havisham06/images/pirates02.jpg

I be in no mood to work this fine day, but I blame it on being a monkey, as that sea witch be getting all the grapes and I be getting all the rocks. It be a rum deal, it be, the scurvy dogs.

The chicken soup be staying last night so I be thinking that flu be receding with the tide. Ye be understanding I be under the weather these last two weeks, it be not pretty at all. I be sleeping through three hours of Stargate last night but I be only missing Russian redshirts on EC7 and Skaara being desnaked on TV1, the bits I be seeing at least.

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