mockturtle (hellblazer06) wrote,
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popcorn and prejudice

The big yellow rubby ducky has gone from Darling Harbour. Weep. I'm quite and surprisingly verklempt about it, the vanishing of a rather large and foolish yellow duck, but the sight of its big round yellow head every morning gave me a smile, especially this week, when I've had little to smile about.

Monday was a disaster from start to finish, especially when I realised, several hours into my morning commute, that I'd hadn't zipped the back of my dress all the way up. I've finally failed dressing myself in the morning. In my defence, it was cracking early and I was desperately unwell, but still, as I've learnt from bitter experience, there's no excuse.

Staggered through the day from one outrage to another (Pulcinella, who can't even use Word or the phone, has been promoted above me and I must now bob and curtsey, my worst nightmare, or one of them, the subconcious has been pouring them on in nightly nightmares lately) until I went of to see Django Unchained. QT was supposed to be there, but why would an American ever show up for an event for which I had a ticket? Perish the very thought. Too busy sunning himself on a Mexican beach, we made do with John Jarratt and free popcorn. And even my free popcorn were the lumpy bitter dregs of popcorn detris. Sigh.

Still, as I sat there, in misery, trying to digest the indigestible kernels of bitterness, I tried to make the best of it (I must admit I was disappointed, I'd been looking forward to it for weeks). And then the film started. I put away the inedible popcorn and I sank into my red velvet seat in happiness. Because it was a proper western. Because I giggled from the very first frame. It was so a mash-up of just about every western they'd played in Fox Classics, and I wondered what my Dad would have made of it. Certainly, during the sillier scenes, which almost recalled Blazing Saddles, quite a bit I should think. There were so many perfect scenes, that leg humping homage QT does with his genres, but it was such a glorious pastiche, I really was quite in love with it.

Christoph Waltz has never been lovlier, and if those idiot black t-shirted boys didn't know exactly what the go was from the moment the dentist's wagon first rocked into view, well, for shame. I knew. I was squirming with delight. I've seen John Henry Holliday, Dentist, listed in an American census online. That wagon was straight out of something I've seeb, and have on dvd, I'm fairly sure. I was pleased. QT was ticking all my boxes.

Oh yes, there was what the SMH called gleeful violence and destruction, but it's almost always an underdog with a legitmate grievance, and you don't get much more grievance than slavery as practicised in the Americas. At least my American branch of the family weren't just ribbon wearing abolitionists, but picked up a young boy, abondened in the streets still in shackles, on the way back from the war (he ended up marrying into the family and owning his own farm, and, okay, died drunk and singing out a rebel yell, but his grandson fought in WWI). I figured what was on screen was there to shock, and it did.

Mr Di Caprio put in an insane moustache twirling turn as the wicked villain of the piece, my beloved Mr Goggins was woefully underused (imho, but I have a thing for Boyd, and very disturbing it is too, but there it is, I'd rather watch Boyd than Winchesters, I discovered last night when I had to choose) and Mr Jackson was the vilest creature I've seen on film this year, and that includes goblins and trolls (another aside, I was amused during the Hobbit class when the tea urn discussion turned to whether the goblin king was more Les Patterson or Sandy Stone in the fillum. Heh).

So yeah. Violent and nasty? Sure? Too clever and silly for it's own good? Certainly. But it was the best Tarantino film I've seen yet, and aside from the misjudged and self indulgent cameo, was a film by a filmaker at the height of his powers. Sure, it wasn't a soggy Speilberg epic, but it'll do me. Especially as I was so miserable. Nothing like a few righteous comedy slayings to cheer a gal up.

Friday, and there was mr Gaiman. Well, first there was work, a ride on the monorail (first and last) and dinner, and then there was Mr Gaiman. Live and in person (because he's not American, cf QT, MB) and singing the theme from Fireball XL5. No, really. He also talked of ducks (demon and otherwise), porridge (and cybermen) and read from two stories, neither of which has been published yet (typical, using Oz audiences as crash test dummies). He was wonderful, funny, inspring, this man I have adored for half my life now (from comic shops to the recital Hall).

Here is someone else doing the old Fireball XL5 Theme song:


Sunny Saturday, elated and inspired by Mr Gaiman, I woke and reached for the workings to start off with some typing, but there was a knock at the door. It was two members of the constabulary come to caution me in my pyjamas. Apparently one of those cunthammers who keep parking in our driverway on bin night had their car damaged, as was bound to happen sooner of later as the truck tries to get at the bins they've pretty much parked on top of, as is their way, but everone is dead set I did it, as a deliberate act, despite having gone to bed before the sun set on bin night because I was ill. Because of the way I look, because it was my driveway (and you parked in it because?), because I've not kept up with the weeding in the front yard (small wonder as every time I'm out there I am verbally or physically abused by the neighbours) the police reckon I did it, absolutely, and only lack of actual evidence has kept me out of gaol.

Anyways, it's been three days of constant terrifying persecution based soley on the fact that I am hideous, and therefore clearly guilty with anyone with eyes. The fact that all I did was stagger home so very ill (dizzy and sick and in pain) and go to bed without even watching any telly means nothing.

So to say I'm upset, never want to write, type, read, go out, garden, think or feel or breathe again is an understatement. Everyone in the world hates me and wants to destroy me. And my feet hurt - I had to walk back home with bare feet over broken glass and they're cut up and festering. I cannot go on, not with everyone (work/home) out to get me. I know they just want me to move so they can put a block of flats where the house is, but they've finally really got to me, you know? I've had it. I just want to curl up and die. Would that make you happy? Would you stop, then? Why won't you leave me alone? I get up, I go to work, I pay taxes, I recycle, isn't this enough? I know, it's burn the witch time. Go get your matches, I'll wait. Put me out of my misery. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. I have really, seriously, had it this time.

And I had such a lovely time at the Gaiman recital...

No peeking, festival favourite ducks out in secret - but it will return
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/about-town/no-peeking-festival-favourite-ducks-out-in-secret--but-it-will-return-20130123-2d7hc.html

Neil Gaiman
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/thedoctor/blog/s3673304.htm

Melbourne in author's good books as he plans next fun escapade
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/books/melbourne-in-authors-good-books-as-he-plans-next-fun-escapade-20130123-2d7e6.html

How one writer turned a fantasy career into reality
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/books/how-one-writer-turned-a-fantasy-career-into-reality-20130124-2d9h4.html

The Story of Robert Burns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMxIBqpryG0&feature=share&list=PL76C25FB248957F10

How we made: ABC's Martin Fry and Anne Dudley on The Lexicon of Love
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/jan/21/how-we-made-abc-lexicon?CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2

Typical Tarantino aside becomes main game
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/movies/typical-tarantino-aside-becomes-main-game-20130123-2d6ap.html

Alan Turing Year - the Establishment still doesn't get it
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/the-northerner/2013/jan/22/alan-turing-computing

Hundreds of lost William Blake etchings discovered at a Manchester Library
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/hundreds-of-lost-william-blake-etchings-discovered-at-a-manchester-library-8460784.html

JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis joint work discovered
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/christopherhowse/100001547/jrr-tolkien-and-cs-lewis-joint-work-discovered/

Woman busy texting walks straight into freezing cold canal in Birmingham
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9825625/Woman-busy-texting-walks-straight-into-freezing-cold-canal-in-Birmingham.html

Chicago warehouse turns into 'ice castle' after huge blaze
http://www.theage.com.au/world/chicago-warehouse-turns-into-ice-castle-after-huge-blaze-20130124-2d8od.html

The Snowmen arrive in the UK...
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.590093631004668.150614.127031120644257&type=1

London in the snow
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/9815283/London-in-the-snow.html?frame=2457230

Britain leads the world in grumpiness
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/nigelfarndale/9812777/Britain-leads-the-world-in-grumpiness.html

When Australia Soared on Film
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/24/movies/the-last-new-wave-70s-australian-film-at-lincoln-center.html?_r=0&nl=todaysheadlines&adxnnl=1&emc=edit_th_20130124&adxnnlx=1359018130-mUqsdIX2/9dZiG3OFJ69DA

Tarantino's lost the plot and needs a good editor
http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/tarantinos-lost-the-plot-and-needs-a-good-editor-20130123-2d78t.html

Pride and Prejudice: Jane Austen fans celebrate novel's 200th anniversary
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21078941

Why did men stop wearing high heels?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21151350

Why your boss could easily be a psychopath
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9828914/Why-your-boss-could-easily-be-a-psychopath.html

Gary the Goat cleared of vandalising flower bedhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/9821231/Gary-the-Goat-cleared-of-vandalising-flower-bed.html

Archaeologists unearth new fox species
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/archaeologists-unearth-new-fox-species/story-e6freuz9-1226560528625

Dung beetles guided by Milky Way
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21150721

Alexander Skarsgard: 'Disconnect' Screening at Santa Barbara International Film Festival!
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/26/alexander-skarsgard-disconnect-screening-at-santa-barbara-international-film-festival/?ref=topposts

Princess Bride t-shirt causes in-flight scare
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/9823406/Princess-Bride-t-shirt-causes-in-flight-scare.html

Jeremy Renner
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/25/jeremy-renner-gemma-arterton-hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-premiere/
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/18/jeremy-renner-late-show-appearance/
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/17/jeremy-renner-fallon-appearance-after-baby-news/
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/16/jeremy-renner-expecting-first-child/
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/12/salma-hayek-jeremy-renner-independent-spirit-brunch-2013/
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/14/robert-downey-jr-jeremy-renner-golden-globes-2013/

TV's Strange Habit of Airing Episodes Out of Order
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/01/23/don_t_trust_the_b_in_apt_23_canceled_after_episodes_were_aired_out_of_order.html

'Suits' Gabriel Macht Q&A: 'Season two explores Harvey's backstory'
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/interviews/a451834/suits-gabriel-macht-qa-season-two-explores-harveys-backstory.html

Supernatural Preview: Felicia Day Introduces the Winchesters to the World of LARPing
http://tvline.com/2013/01/22/supernatural-season-8-spoilers-felicia-day-returns/

'Supernatural' GIF recap: The only thing you have to know about last night's episode
http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/01/24/supernatural-recap-larp-and-the-real-girl-gif/

Justified's Walton Goggins: Boyd's Religious Experience Has Come Back to Haunt Him
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Justified-Walton-Goggins-1059389.aspx?rss=breakingnews

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau on 'Game of Thrones': 'I had doubts'
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/s151/game-of-thrones/news/a452183/nikolaj-coster-waldau-on-game-of-thrones-i-had-doubts.html

Accidental hero in land of the free
http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/movies/accidental-hero-in-land-of-the-free-20130123-2d7bv.html

BBC rewrites TV history with Fawlty Towers censorship
http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/bbc-rewrites-tv-history-with-fawlty-towers-censorship-20130124-2d9ng.html

STILL MORE ABOUT THE DEATH OF AARON SWARTZ
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/aaron-swartz-case-011713?src=soc_twtr

Lance Armstrong's body language: an expert analysis
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/cycling/lancearmstrong/9810883/Lance-Armstrongs-body-language-an-expert-analysis.html?frame=2455402

No 'lost Spitfires' buried in Burma
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/no-lost-spitfires-buried-in-burma-8457710.html

Modigliani 'expert' accused of being art's biggest fraud
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/modigliani-expert-accused-of-being-arts-biggest-fraud-8463883.html

Chinese woman jailed for ‘Scotch whisky’ fraud
http://www.scotsman.com/news/scottish-news/top-stories/chinese-woman-jailed-for-scotch-whisky-fraud-1-2759876

Henry Raeburn's Skating Minister on thin ice after X-ray study
http://www.scotsman.com/news/arts/henry-raeburn-s-skating-minister-on-thin-ice-after-x-ray-study-1-2747902

Matt Bomer on LIVE with Kelly & Michael 2013
http://youtu.be/5RCuK8KCKkM

'Fifty Shades of Grey' movie actors considered; Ian Somerhalder, Matt Bomer news
http://www.examiner.com/article/fifty-shades-of-grey-movie-actors-considered-ian-somerhalder-matt-bomer-news

Gilt and Matt Bomer to launch 'The Caffrey Collection'
http://www.examiner.com/article/gilt-and-matt-bomer-to-launch-the-caffrey-collection

The Gilt MAN Q&A: Matt Bomer
http://www.gilt.com/giltmanual/2013/01/white-collar-style-matt-bomer-q-and-a/
https://www.gilt.com/register?pkey=neal&utm_medium=bd&utm_source=neal
http://www.gilt.com/sale/men/white-collar/ss?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=women&utm_content=social

Matt Bomer Goes Undercover, Meddles With Irish Mob on White Collar
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/white-collar-preview-matt-bomer-goes-undercover-meddles-with-irish-mob-2013211

'White Collar' Season 4: Treat Williams talks Sam, who is 'in a lot of pain'
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2013/01/white-collar-season-4-treat-williams-talks-sam-who-is-in-a-lot-of-pain.html

'White Collar' Boss on Neal's Daddy Troubles, Dangerous Liaisons and a 'Big, Big Finale'
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/white-collar-jeff-eastin-neal-414205

FBI Teams Up With 'White Collar' to Get Viewers to Solve Real Crimes
http://mashable.com/2013/01/22/fbi-white-collar-crimes-getglue/

White Collar Stars' Baby Pictures
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20666989,00.html

White Collar Boss on Neal's Discovery, Peter's Jealousy and a Cross-Country Road Trip
http://www.seattlepi.com/entertainment/tv/tvguide/article/White-Collar-Boss-on-Neal-s-Discovery-Peter-s-4213572.php
http://www.tvguide.com/News/White-Collar-Season4-Neal-Dad-1059367.aspx

Matt Bomer: Creative Coalition's Inaugural Ball 2013
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/22/matt-bomer-creative-coalitions-inaugural-ball-2013/

Matt Bomer: Creative Coalition's Night Before Dinner!
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/21/matt-bomer-creative-coalitions-night-before-dinner/

'White Collar' Midseason Premiere: Neal Struggles With His Past In 'Family Business'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/03/white-collar-midseason-premiere-preview_n_2400506.html

'White Collar' New Episode: Jeff Eastin Previews Midseason Return, Neal's Daddy Issues And An FBI Conspiracy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/22/white-collar-new-episode-jeff-eastin-midseason-return_n_2529573.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

White Collar Boss on Neal's Dad Dilemma, a Shift in Peter's Morals and a Sara/Neal Reunion
http://tvline.com/2013/01/21/white-collar-season-4-spoilers-jeff-eastin-neal-dad-sara/

Matt Bomer and Others Stars in DC For the Inauguration Talk Arts, Politics, ...
http://youtu.be/8eTcjCb3O_I

THIRD WAY'S INAUGURATION WATCH PARTY
http://capitolfile-magazine.com/galleries/third-ways-inauguration-watch-party

Matt Bomer
http://www.flickr.com/photos/haddadmedia/8403321029/in/set-72157632578971185/

Matt Bomer & Channing Tatum - Producers Guild Awards 2013
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/27/matt-bomer-channing-tatum-producers-guild-awards-2013/

Matt Bomer on E! News
http://youtu.be/GnYm5UuGj9I

SAG Awards Pre-Party
http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/27/nina-dobrev-eliza-coupe-sag-awards-pre-party/

Matt Bomer arrives at The 24th Annual Producers Guild of America Awards
http://youtu.be/rtIOdt9cqSY

White Collar archive
http://mockturle06.dreamwidth.org/691044.html

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