mockturtle (hellblazer06) wrote,
mockturtle
hellblazer06

no place like Holmes

Well, at least the weekend was well encumbered. As in a wet Saturday and a Sherlock marathon on the telly. Sod the housework, this called for tea and biscuits and the comfy cushions.

A bit of a waste of the only day this week I've not felt completely ghastly, but ogling young Mr Cumberbatch could never be considered a waste. That series is a constant delight, I mean, that chase on foot after the taxi in the first episode, how cool is that? It's just so layered, I keep seeing new things, it's never the same episode, ever, and that just makes it such a classic. And I still squee every time they dip the lid to something from the books (I won't say canon because Mr Doyle wasn't even on nodding terms with canon and continuity). It goes to the deep love and irreverant reverance and breadth of knowledge those wicked boys have for their chosen subject.

They know what they're doing, they love what they're doing, and it shows (see also many Whedon projects).

As opposed to other hack projects cobbled together as a cynical marketing exercise rather than a deep need to create, play and share (see any project that was ever pitched as it's like X meets Y).

Speaking of which, I see young Mr Bomer is finally commenting on that weird dislocating walk he's adopted for Caffrey. Honestly, it always looks like Neal is suffering from the unfortunate effects of some freak mosh pit accident back in the 90s, but I digress...

From, um, not much really. Not well, watched telly, didn't get to type up stuff as hoped or planned, didn't even watch much telly, truth be told, most of it is waiting for viewing. Waste of a week, but such is my life. This is what I get for being left on the shelf, apparently. Seems fair (not).

These are trying and difficult times. I'm doing my best. I distract myself with pretty boys. And sadly disappointing cups of tea.

Friday...



No news, but in the distant past, I know have one chap on the family tree who once shared a fort with Custer. My dude was a Union army doctor, and I found a record of him treating a local, name of Gonzalez, I think, which pleased me no end, no Frank Burns, my dude. Another doctor on the tree studied at Edinburgh University Medical School and graduated in 1881, which means he must have, surely he would have been, a classmate of a certain Mr Doyle. Mind you, he went on to be a quack at one of them health spas, which makes me wonder indeed what the by heck Dr Bell was teaching those boys.

Another chap went to a deaf/blind school, being deaf mute, where he was taught a trade, and ended up owner/operator baker and confectioner of a sucessful seaside business. Which just goes to show some of those much maligned Victorian institutions did, in fact, work. Ah, so many baker/confectioners in the family (glances down at pillowy parts). Yeah, well. The rest are all thieves, rebels and in service, usually d) all of the above (in other words, the surly, lazy, sticky fingered ones in Downtown). Oh yeah, that, too.

I keep thinking that being of such stock I should be better able to manage my despair when people trash my careful work day after day, but no. I guess that's the surly, sulky part, then.

I was reading in one of the papers today how Wayne Rooney came a cropper with Twitter advertising. Yes, well, I've grizzled about that myself, and will do so again. Especially when they offer competitions and the like but never say US only. In fact, they never post the conditions and because they're so insular they never think of other states or countries, forgetting the world wide part of the web, and I'm fairly sure everything they've posted so far is illegal in South Australia if not here, and boy, I'd love to see their head on a spike, but, alas, no.

Still, it's what one gets for following PR hackage instead of a genuine feed, and it is so blistering easy to tell the difference:

PR hack feed Genuine celeb posts
  • Hey, my new film is opening on date

  • Poster for my new film

  • Trailer for my new film

  • Positive review, bought and paid for, written by studio hack, of my new film

  • Positive review, bought and paid for, written by studio hack, of my new film

  • Re-tweet of positive review, bought and paid for, written by studio hack, of my new film

  • Competition for my new film (piss off Johnny Foreigner)

  • Another competition for my new film (piss off Johnny Foreigner)

  • Professional photo of me opening my new film

  • Here's a photo of my cat

  • Oooh, pretty sunset (photo)

  • Hey, I'm having sushi (photo)

  • My cats/dogs again (photo)

  • Stupid sign (photo)

  • Link to song I'm listening to on my ipod

  • Oh yeah, reading a play here. Do come.

  • News item that has me steamed

  • Hey, sushi again (photo)


Easy peasy. Bless all those actors/musicians/writers/artists/etc/all of the above who genuinely tweet and share their candid and silly thoughts with the unwashed masses. So sweet, some of those boys and girls.

As for the rest of you, may the advertising laws you flaunt in every country you broadcast to catch up to you in ways I never could.

NT Live - Frankenstein Encore Screenings
http://www.dendy.com.au/Promotion/Nt-Live-Frankenstein-Encore-Screenings

Coin Collection Is Partly Saved by a Loan
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/20/arts/some-coins-sold-by-hispanic-society-go-to-numismatic-society.html?_r=1&ref=arts

'Viking' shipwreck discovered off Swedish coast
http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/viking-shipwreck-discovered-off-swedish-coast/story-fn5fsgyc-1226399223331?from=igoogle+gadget+compact+news_rss

Does Your Writing Style Have a Fingerprint?
http://www.slate.com/articles/podcasts/lexicon_valley/2012/06/lexicon_valley_resolving_authorship_controversies_in_the_federalist_papers_and_the_wizard_of_oz.html?wpisrc=newsletter_slatest

How McDonald's uses photo shop to touch up their menu burgers
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/9345821/How-McDonalds-uses-photo-shop-to-touch-up-their-menu-burgers.html

Not enough hours in the day? Scientists predict time will stop completely
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9337990/Not-enough-hours-in-the-day-Scientists-predict-time-will-stop-completely.html

Alan Turing’s Extraordinary, Tragically Short Life: A Timeline
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/06/alan-turing-timeline/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29&utm_content=Google+International

The Rich Legacy of Alan Turing
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/06/alan-turing-legacy/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29&utm_content=Google+International

'Codebreaker – Alan Turing's life and legacy' at the Science Museum – video
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2012/jun/20/codebreaker-alan-turing-science-museum-video

Alan Turing: the short, brilliant life and tragic death of an enigma
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/20/alan-turing-science-museum-exhibition

Alan Turing and the bullying of Britain's geeks
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/the-northerner/2012/jun/20/alan-turing-geeks

Grandma's bully ordeal rallies the web, raising $275,000 and thousands of death threats
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/grandmas-bully-ordeal-rallies-the-web-raising-275000-and-thousands-of-death-threats-20120622-20ruo.html

Internet activity could help diagnose depression
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/9341966/Internet-activity-could-help-diagnose-depression.html

What makes the 'perfect' British gent revealed: full list
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturenews/9342561/What-makes-the-perfect-British-gent-revealed-full-list.html

Dress like you mean business
http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/dress-like-you-mean-business-20120620-20n57.html

Back in the USSR: the Beatles' Abbey Road photograph bought by Kazakhs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/9346766/Back-in-the-USSR-the-Beatles-Abbey-Road-photograph-bought-by-Kazakhs.html

Peter Weir: Why I Direct the Way I Do
http://www.thewrap.com/movies/blog-post/why-i-direct-way-i-do-44276

Stellan Skarsgård webchat – post your questions here
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2012/jun/19/stellan-skarsgard-webchat-questions

Mads Mikkelsen Talks A Royal Affair
http://www.empireonline.com/interviews/interview.asp?IID=1519

Mads Mikkelsen, interview
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/9332056/Mads-Mikkelsen-interview.html

Trending: Taking the Picasso
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/trending-taking-the-picasso-7866704.html

Childlessness a 'consequence of homosexuality' (FYI, current views here)
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/childlessness-a-consequence-of-homosexuality-20120622-20s3y.html

Jimmy Carr said sorry. So did William Shatner - but without apologising
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/lostinshowbiz/2012/jun/21/jimmy-carr-william-shatner-apologising?CMP=EMCNEWEML1355

Justified's season finale showed why this series is criminally under-rated
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2012/jun/21/justified-season-three-finale

Simpsons Does Game of Thrones Couch Gag
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67074097.html

Midge Ure: I turned down offer to be in Sex Pistols
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/showbiz/2012/06/21/midge-ure-i-turned-down-offer-to-be-in-sex-pistols-86908-23898906/

Joy Division song declared greatest in 60 years
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/music/joy-division-song-declared-greatest-in-60-years-20120621-20q2j.html

Movie star who needs to shoot a door off its hinges? Then Scott Nelson is your man...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/movie-star-who-needs-to-shoot-a-door-off-its-hinges-then-scott-nelson-is-your-man-7866618.html

'Grimm': Mark Pellegrino signs up for season two role
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/s180/grimm/news/a388523/grimm-mark-pellegrino-signs-up-for-season-two-role.html

Exclusive Grimm Season 1 Recap: "This Is a Total Freakshow!"
http://www.seattlepi.com/ae/tv/tvguide/article/Exclusive-Grimm-Season-1-Recap-This-Is-a-Total-3649034.php

Your ultimate guide for the BBC Sherlock series
http://www.sherlockology.com/props/sniper-rifle

Gay superheroes 'reflect the real world', Marvel editor says
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9343603/Gay-superheroes-reflect-the-real-world-Marvel-editor-says.html

'Doctor Who' villains the Ice Warriors to feature in series seven?
http://www.digitalspy.com.au/british-tv/s7/doctor-who/news/a388335/doctor-who-villains-the-ice-warriors-to-feature-in-series-seven.html

R.I.P. Caroline John, Doctor Who Companion
http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2012/06/r-i-p-caroline-john-doctor-who-companion/

Doctor Who prompts surge in popularity of bow ties
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/doctor-who/7656389/Doctor-Who-prompts-surge-in-popularity-of-bow-ties.html

Sci-Fi’s Weirdest Musical Moments
http://www.sfx.co.uk/2012/06/10/sci-fis-weirdest-musical-moments/?ns_service=mail&ns_robot=partner-Adestra&ns_campaign=2103&ns_source=Adestra&ns_mchannel=email-n&ns_linkname=strangest%20musical%20number%20ever&ns_fee=0&ns_recipient=havisham06%40yahoo.com&ns_mail_uid=89&ns_mail_job=3029

Social TV: The Top 30 Celebrities to Follow On Twitter
http://www.tvguide.com/news/social-tv-celebrity-twitter-follow-list-1043621.aspx

Video: Suits' Patrick J. Adams: It'll Be Difficult for Mike and Rachel to Have a Relationship
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Suits-Patrick-Adams-1049040.aspx

'Suits' Season 2: Gabriel Macht and Patrick J. Adams uphold USA's gold standard
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2012/06/suits-season-2-gabriel-macht-and-patrick-j-adams-uphold-usas-gold-standard.html

'Suits' makes 'The Choice' for Rachel and Mike (and Harvey and Jessica)
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2012/06/suits-makes-the-choice-for-rachel-and-mike-and-harvey-and-jessica.html

TVLine Items: Adam Baldwin Gains Leverage
http://tvline.com/2012/06/18/adam-baldwin-leverage-season-5-cheyenne-jackson-mockingbird-lane/

Exclusive: Leverage Hosts an Angel Reunion
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Leverage-Angel-Reunion-Adam-Baldwin-1048928.aspx

'True Blood' Christopher Meloni: 'Roman and Russell will be rivals'
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/s59/true-blood/news/a387516/true-blood-christopher-meloni-roman-and-russell-will-be-rivals.html

Christopher Meloni on 'True Blood' vampire: 'He's a baby'
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/s59/true-blood/news/a387895/christopher-meloni-on-true-blood-vampire-hes-a-baby.html

What DOES she see in him! Demi Moore 'hits it off with True Blood's Joe Manganiello at premiere after-party'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2161496/Demi-Moore-hits-True-Bloods-Joe-Manganiello-premiere-party.html

Channing Tatum lifted our stories, say strippers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jun/19/channing-tatum-magic-mike-steven-soderbergh

Bomer
https://twitter.com/Wm_Sadler/status/214074137554059264/photo/1
http://instagr.am/p/L6H5ByusAe/
http://instagr.am/p/ML6rA7BlEZ/

Matt Bomer, Patrick J. Adams & Michael Ealy Cover 'TV Guide'
http://www.justjared.com/2012/06/14/matt-bomer-tv-guide-cover/

Matt Bomer: Most Stylish Dad Dinner!
http://www.justjared.com/2012/06/14/matt-bomer-most-stylish-dad-dinner/

Matt Bomer: 'Collar' Free in Season Premiere
http://www.theinsider.com/tv/53250_White_Collar_Season_4_Opening_Video/index.html

Eye on Emmy: Matt Bomer on the Allure of His White Collar Con Man Role and Getting Glee-ful
http://tvline.com/2012/06/19/matt-bomer-white-collar-glee-emmys-2012/

'White Collar' Season 4 Premiere: Neal's In Paradise With A New Love Interest (EXCLUSIVE VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/20/white-collar-season-4-premiere-matt-bomer_n_1612042.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Matt Bomer’s Father’s Day: Trampoline and BBQ
http://celebritybabies.people.com/2012/06/14/fathers-day-white-collar-matt-bomer-park-bond/

Matt Bomer Talks WHITE COLLAR, MAGIC MIKE, & GLEE
http://www.boomtron.com/2012/06/matt-bomer-talks-white-collar-magic-mike-glee/

Matt Bomer’s Take On Kids & Clothes
http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/2012/06/18/matt-bomers-take-on-kids-clothes

Matt Bomer: Hot Under the Collar
http://www.wwd.com/eye/people/matt-bomer-hot-under-the-collar-5961900?gnewsid=93082df9c1e1541bffe3ee2540f7e26d

Matt Bomer: Why I Let My Three Sons Dress Themselves
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/matt-bomer-why-i-let-my-three-sons-dress-themselves-2012156

Matt Bomer Talks Manscaping For ‘Magic Mike’ And Being A Dad [PHOTOS]
http://socialitelife.com/matt-bomer-talks-manscaping-for-magic-mike-and-being-a-dad-photos-06-2012

Matt Bomer 'active' with family
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/matt-bomer-active-with-family-16172725.html

Matt Bomer on the extreme manscaping required to play stripper in Magic Mike
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/matt-bomer-extreme-manscaping-required-play-stripper-magic-mike150612

Matt Bomer on Father's Day: 'We'll have fun as a family'
http://www.digitalspy.com.au/showbiz/news/a387896/matt-bomer-on-fathers-day-well-have-fun-as-a-family.html

'Magic Mike' pictures: Steamy shots of Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey and more
http://www.zap2it.com/news/pictures/zap-magic-mike-channing-tatum-matt-bomer-matthew-mcconaughey-pictures,0,5264307.photogallery

Vanity Fair #44 April 2012 Spain


Tags: alexander skarsgard, benedict cumberbatch, magazine scans, matthew bomer
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