mockturtle (hellblazer06) wrote,
mockturtle
hellblazer06

is there something I should know?

The spiders took my hat and are wearing and won't give it back. Me, attempting to defoliate the jungle again, which some people call gardening, but I no longer shall, because whenever I say I've no time or money for the gymn but I garden, they snort. I don't think they've any idea of the hard labour that goes into trying to keep the jungle at bay, especially since the birds have pooped massive vines all over the place of late.

I also refuse to use the term arachnophobic, as it is not an irrational fear when two of the deadliest spiders on the planet lurk in abundance in my back yard (and there was no cure when I was a kid, so consider my wariness ingrained to the deepest degree).

Not to mention snakes. I'm pretty sure there are snakes under the house. Brown snakes.
(more: snakes, why did it have to be snakes?)
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