mockturtle (hellblazer06) wrote,
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Channel Nine Must Die!


Smallville: Stray. If I wasn't incandescent over the complete lack of Zero, EC9 (Evil Ch9) offers up another butchered and bleeding episode of Smallville, cutting Lex left, right and centre. Arrrgh. The one good thing they left in was when Clark asked Lex to stay. Lex gives Clark a heated once over. Lex! Clark returns the compliment, dragging his eyes over Lex. Clark! My poor tv nearly melts into a puddle of UST. Lex gives Clarks an oh so phallic sword and I'm suddenly seeing Lex as ol Bobby Lovelace and I can see Lex going mightily off the rails when he gets tired of Clark's prissy virginal act and Clark tires of the thrill of a bad boy. Though Clark is acting less and less pure the way he just drinks in Lex with his eyes, and then there's the fondling, because next we have some cut to ribbons L/C h/c (boo, hiss, EC9) Chloe plays steadfast and true fag hag, always pining for the opportunity to get a little Clark action herself. Clark gets a little buddy (creepiness and cringeworthy comic references included, alas), who warns Clark that Lex has some NC-17 plans in mind. Clark just smiles. Lionel shows up and flirts creepily with Lex again - Greek myths is right, and Lana, well Lana just shows up. Looked like a good episode, from the trailer EC9 decided to show. I'm still deeply, deeply aggreived over my complete lack of Zero. Anyone know where I can download non EC9 versions of Smallville?

Farscape: the episode where Rygel saves the day with his arse and D'argo gets a leg over. Not one of my faves, I must admit, aside from the Rygel as bung hole bit.

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