November 2nd, 2006

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the red and the blue

Quote of the week:
"I think if my eight-year-old self could see me at the Royal Albert Hall winning a prize for playing the doctor on telly, he would need a stiff shot of Irn-Bru." - David Tennant.

Honourable mention:
"I told you if one of us has a car accident we would win this." - Jeremy Clarkson

Meanwhile, it's not every day I wake up blue in the face. Or rather, with a face of blue. Yes, bad enough that my face should crack and peel like old house paint. That should be enough misery for any mortal but noooo, the universe decides to go that little bit further. Turns out the aloe vera mists I've been spritzing on it were dyed blue by the chemical company for its own arcane reasons, so the skin that was peeling off was doing so in delicate powder blue coloured flakes. Which made a lovely sight, first thing, I can tell you.

So I had to scrub all my peeling skin off (ow, and again, ow) this morning, lest I catch the bus looking like Torchwood bait.

Ah, yes, Torchwood.
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