My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.

1st

• 02:24 pm sweet recreation barred

4th

• 02:53 pm I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed

5th

• 01:27 pm a wretched soul, bruised with adversity - 6 comments

6th

• 01:10 pm The worst is not, so long as we can say, 'This is the worst.'

7th

• 01:17 pm the hills are alive - 1 comment

8th

• 11:01 am I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad - 1 comment

12th

• 03:21 pm now is the winter of our discontent

13th

• 12:59 pm bugpowder dust and mugwump jism

14th

• 01:02 pm why, now blow wind, swell billow, and swim bark!

15th

• 02:19 pm thou art as wise as thou art beautiful

18th

• 01:42 pm american woman, stay away from me

19th

• 02:07 pm being popular is the most important thing in the world! - Homer

20th

• 03:29 pm Men are evil. Will you go with me? - 6 comments

21st

• 01:38 pm sometimes it's hard to be a woman... - 10 comments

22nd

• 05:45 pm choose ewan

26th

• 12:45 pm elvish has left the building

27th

• 02:24 pm the knitwear of despair - 4 comments

28th

• 04:21 pm mars attacks

29th

• 03:12 pm smoke gets in my eyes