• Sun, 13:07: Me: The neighbours are really noisy Universe: Have an ear infection, dearie Me: Um...
• Sun, 13:08: RT @NitrateDiva: I'd wish you a happy birthday, Toshiro Mifune, but your beauty continues to impede my productivity, so... *stares at pictu…
• Sun, 13:10: RT @Stylopidae: This is how you properly handle foodie privilege. https://t.co/qbXmT4U8JN
• Sun, 13:13: RT @NitrateDiva: Lon Chaney was a gentle soul. He protected Loretta Young from a bullying director. She said she wouldn't have continued to…
• Sun, 14:00: RT @JWhiteWildlife: Jumping spiders have that way of looking at you and saying "if I was a wee bit bigger I would be on you in a flash dige…
• Sun, 14:06: RT @louisebrealey: There are twice as many men named John who are CEOs than there are women CEOs #NotAnAprilFools
• Sun, 14:06: RT @louisebrealey: 33% of 5 year old girls want to be thinner #NotAnAprilFools

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