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My tweets - My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.
My tweets
  • Fri, 05:43: 32C on Monday. 8C now. WTF, weather.
  • Fri, 05:43: RT @exitthelemming: I realise now I'll lie on my deathbed saying "I would have written that novel, but there were so many lightbulbs to cha…
  • Fri, 05:48: RT @qikipedia: Interesting choice the label on a range of tomato sauces showing the head of Judith from Caravaggio’s 1598 painting beheadin…
  • Fri, 07:02: Cockatoo on my shoulder, hanging out the washing pirate style. Being judged by parrots on my pegging style. Yes, more seed coming, Sir.
  • Fri, 07:04: This is me, spending my day off pegging out saggy knickers. Other folks have days at the beach. Sigh.
  • Fri, 07:05: And I only asked for today off because I couldn't smile through my teeth any more. Damn cheek was about to be met in kind.