• Wed, 23:10: Stuff from the web, including goon bags, killer bagpipes and gods of mischief: https://t.co/kcSKPDPTKr
• Wed, 23:11: Up late watching James Bond on telly while playing buckets. It's raining heavily and the possums have effed the roof good and proper.
• Wed, 23:14: Fed a soggy hungry half drowned wee baby rainbow lorikeet today. His parents were desperate. Yes, I answer to distressed baby bird calls
• Wed, 23:15: Did a 7:00 to 23:00 day yesterday for no pay and got in trouble for being tired and grumpy. No. No. No.
• Wed, 23:17: So I stayed home today. I had my wine and Foxtel threw up a minor Pine-Fest on the movie channels. All good until it began raining indoors.

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